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either china or japan

endofunctor:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

(via towritelesbiansonherarms)

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Gays

Lesbians
 
Rich

Poor

White people

Black people

 Catholics

Muslims

Atheists

Christians

Oh my god

(Source: presidentosama, via towritelesbiansonherarms)